Too kind, my dear Anonymous. But answering your question, no. Not yet, anyway. They both bicker like an old married couple! I doubt they’d see eye-to-eye long enough to enjoy my warm waters in peace.
Then again .. I am a very resourceful and subtle man, I think I can get them to quiet down .. somehow.
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OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Ohohoho! Who am I? I am none other than the Chief of Police! I have every finger well gloved and stuck in every warm pie about town, prosecutor offices included.
And you must be Manfred’s beautiful little girl. You have his .. supple figure and mouth! Let’s just hope yours knows less obscene uses.
I-I-I’m not sure what I can do, really… I really should have thought this one through…
(Come on, Justice, get it together! You’re a defense attorney and have dealt with several ruthless criminals before. Mr Gant is just another one of those criminals.)
Concerned Citizen, don’t worry about me. I’ll… I’ll be fine. I don’t need to always rely on Mr Wright or Trucy all the time; I got myself into this mess, so I’ll work through it on my own.
(Get ready for Justice, Mr Gant!)
-SILENCE EVERYWHERE-
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Terrible things happen to men who back out on their word. You aren’t one of those, are you Mister Justice? Now be a good boy and slip into your swim wear. I’ll be waiting poolside in my duck floaty.
Let’s seee.. 
I think a new pair of swimming speedos would be grand. I fear old Udgey kept my favorite glow-in-the-dark orange piece on purpose after I let him borrow it. Admittedly .. it did accentuate his figure very well.So now I’m just forced to swim in the nude.
—!! Whatever you’ve heard, it’s not true! I swear that child said she was of legal age.
… O-Oh! You mean Lany-poo’s little sister?!
Ohohohoho! Oh, no no, that’s too wild for me. Lana would never forgive me for that one .. and, well .. 
I’ve already been a very naughty boy with her, you see.
That’s an excellent question, I’m glad you’ve asked it! Some may say that it’s too big, and quite painful to bear.. but I’m content with the size of my organ. Because after all, size is not all that matters, it’s how you use it! Mine is also quite flexible, so it was easy to fit in there.
.. Would you like to play with it?
Bon-JOUR everyone! (Especially to z’e new followers~!) I apoligize for z’e ‘iatus z’at I took recently, it takes lots of la energy to search for z’e perfect recipes! And, as z’ey say, you cannot rush la perfection!
I ‘ope z’is lovely portrait of moi will make it up for you! And z’e ask box is waiting for la questions~!
((Well… most of my college prep is done. Good to be back with all of you guys~ 8D))
Nothing is better after a long, hard swimming session than working in the kitchen. I’m ready, Army! Give me all ya got!
[[Welcome back! A-And .. well, nice to meet you, I guess.]]
